I saw a pack of lifesavers in my pantry… I think my wife got them in her stocking last Christmas. There’s no way they can go bad, and it had to have been 10+ years since I had one so naturally I opened up the pack and popped one in.

Red one.

As I’m resisting every urge not to quickly chew the lifesaver like I did as a kid, I realized they really aren’t that good. There’s so many more desirable candies.

People have asked me to get them sour keys, or a chocolate bar at a gas station, but never once in my life has someone said, I could really use a pack of fruity lifesavers.

At least there’s still a few rolls left for her stocking this year.

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